[引用 ]You Know You Are Old When...

You Know You Are Old When...

At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
When happy hour is an hour long nap.
When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
You have more patience because you simply don't care anymore.
You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
Your back goes out but you stay home.
Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

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