- A backup happened to your commode!
- A CD was a bank account
- A cursor used profanity
- A keyboard was on a piano!
- A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
- A program was a TV show
- A virus was the flu!
- A web was a spider's home
- An application was for employment
- Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file
- Cut is what you did with a pocket knife
- Hard drive was a long trip on the road
- If you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile!
- Log on was adding wood to a fire
- Memory was something that you lost with age
- Paste is what you did with glue