http://myitforum.com/cs2/blogs/dhite/archive/2007/03/11/you-know-you-are-old-when.aspx
You Know You Are Old When...
- At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
- Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
- Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
- It takes twice as long - to look half as good.
- It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
- The pharmacist has become your new best friend.
- When all you want for your birthday is to not be reminded of your age.
- When happy hour is an hour long nap.
- When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
- When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.
- You and your teeth don't sleep together.
- You give up all your bad habits and still don't feel good.
- You have more patience because you simply don't care anymore.
- You look for your glasses for half an hour and they were on your head the whole time.
- You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
- You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
- Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
- Your back goes out but you stay home.
- Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.
- Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.
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